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Readings

Guenevere Pledges Her Love to Arthur - from Sony Pictures' First Knight

I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight - from the musical Camelot

Camelot and the Wedding Ceremony - from the musical Camelot

C'est Moi - from the musical Camelot

Other Audio

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

  • coconut.wav - "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangung them together."
  • french.wav - "I'm french! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?"
  • grenade.wav - "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."
  • knightsni.wav - "We are the knights who say 'Ni'!"
  • mustbe.wav - "Who's that, then?" " I don't know." " Must be a king. " "Why?" " He hasn't got shit all over him."
  • silly.wav - "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
  • tart.wav - "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you."
  • wound.wav - "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." "Yes, I have." "Look!" "It's just a flesh wound."